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A Musical Seduction – The Long Engagement Playlist

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Wendi Nitschmann

I love music. For as long as I can remember, my life has been filled with it.

First, there was my mother playing the piano. And then piano lessons for me. (Okay, I admit I was bribed by the promise of a chocolate éclair from the French bakery after each lesson. But I did love the piano.)

Then there was the music of my four older siblings, which ran the gamut from Georges Moustaki (my oldest sister went to the Sorbonne) to Carole King, Pink Floyd and Peter Frampton. You know, all that great music from the 70’s.

My first earned money (made from babysitting) I spent acquiring hundreds of bootleg cassette tapes from Al Khobar, a town near the ARAMCO compound I grew up in, in Saudi Arabia. I still remember some of them – I think I may have a few in the garage – and even then I had very eclectic tastes: Olivia Newton-John, Joey Travolta (yes, John had a singing brother), The Commodores, ABBA, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Cars, Black Sabbath and The Pretenders. I listened to them on my little tape deck in my room, or on my Sony Walkman when I wasn’t at home.

I spent hours recording mixed tapes to compile a playlist of my favorite songs. Some of the last ones I made were in college, in the apartment I shared with my boyfriend, both of us sitting cross-legged on the living room floor in front of the stereo, stopping and starting each song at just the right moment to make the perfect cassette.

So, when I received a package in the mail from him 24 years later, and found five home-made CDs inside, well….. he pretty much had me.

If you want to read a great love story, based on our reunion after those 24 years, please pick up a copy of The Long Engagement on Amazon.

And if you want to hear a great playlist, the songs that he recorded on the first CD are listed below. I wasn’t allowed to listen to any of the CDs until I got in my car to drive to Savannah, for our reunion weekend. I put the first one in when I pulled out of my driveway on Woodlawn Pike, in Knoxville. The last song was playing as I arrived at the Savannah/Hilton Head International Airport to pick him up.

By that time, I had fallen completely, head-over-heels, in love with him again.

Enjoy!

(You Want To) Make a Memory -Live … Bon Jovi “The Lost Highway”

Georgia On My Mind … Ray Charles & Count Basie Orchestra “Ray Sings, Basie Swings”

Loving You Always … Los Lonely Boys “Forgiven”

Scenes From An Italian Restaurant … Billy Joel “12 Gardens Live”

Staying With Me … Los Lonely Boys (Single)

Wherever You Will Go … The Calling “Camino Palmero”

I Could Not Ask For More … Edwin McCain “Messenger”

The Guide … Borne (Single)

So Deep in Love … Joel Auge (Discovery Download)

I’m Like a Bird … Nelly Furtado “Loose” The Concert Live

One Last Breath … Creed “Creed Greatest Hits”

Something Good … Juan Luis Guerra “La Llave de Mi Corazon”

Heaven … Los Lonely Boys (Single)

Beyond the Sea … Bobby Darin “The Ultimate Bobby Darin”

Romeo and Juliet … Emmy Lou Harris & Mark Knopfler “Real Life Roadrunning”

If Everyone Cared … Nickelback “All the Right Reasons”

Last Request … Paolo Nutini

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The Golden Ticket to Scientology

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Wendi Nitschmann

The Little Ninja and I were down in Clearwater over Easter weekend visiting his Big Bro. I was feeling bad because I had planned on coloring eggs at home and hiding those plastic eggs full of goodies all around the yard for him to find. As I lay in bed in my hotel room on Friday night, I happened to see on the news that there was going to be an egg hunt at Coachman Park downtown. There were going to be thousands of eggs! (I actually thought I heard “25,000” but it was probably more like “5,000”)

Yippee! The Little Ninja was going to be thrilled!!

(I also thought it was going to be at noon on Saturday, but when we went over there the park was egg-empty, save for a handful of other idiots who also thought the thing was on Saturday.)

For those of you who don’t know it, Clearwater, Florida is the seat of L. Ron Hubbard’s pseudo-religion: Scientology. The headquarters is situated downtown, and when you drive through you can see members walking around. I used to live just south of there, and whenever I had to pass through I have to admit, I got pretty creeped out. I mean, you hear about members being stashed away in dark, roach-infested motel rooms and children being whisked away from their parents to spend their childhood working on farms in the middle of nowhere. And then there’s Katie Holmes, right?

Well, it’s still creepy. And Coachman Park is right downtown.

We got there early, since I figured there would be thousands of kids vying for the thousands of eggs. I was right. The park was packed. There was a giant slide and a little train and even pony rides. On the stage, a guy dressed up as Elvis Presley was lip-syncing to The King’s classics (his daughter, Lisa Marie, is a Scientologist). We walked around the cordoned egg area – so much for an “egg hunt,” the eggs were just thrown around on the ground – and found a place on the far side, just in front of a tent stocked full of L. Ron Hubbard books.

The Little Ninja got busy trying to spot a golden egg. We knew there had to be one out there because we saw The Bunny Tent, which had a sign that said to bring your golden egg (one per child) to receive a bunny. (I thought they were giving away real bunnies and I told Big Bro he was going to be getting it.) Stealthy as his namesake, The Little Ninja spotted one. It was hidden inside a larger egg that had come open a little. By the time the countdown started, six other kids had spotted it, too.

Elvis “sang” one last song and the countdown commenced. I told The Little Ninja to be sure and get me a Tootsie Roll. Seven kids ran for the big blue egg at once, but guess who got it? And that was even after scooping up a Tootsie Roll for his mom? Yep. The Little Ninja. (He’s the one in the dark blue shirt with neon green sneaker soles.)

It was like a candy war zone out there, kids running everywhere, stomping plastic eggs under their feet as they tried to find the 270 golden eggs. The Little Ninja went to retrieve his prize, which was fortunately not a real bunny.

As we were walking back to the car he opened a yellow plastic egg and there was a ticket inside that said

You have won an L. Ron Hubbard Golden Age Story. Go to the tent to collect.

The Little Ninja wasn’t interested in getting the book. Smart kid.

I have to say, although it’s nice that The Church of Scientology helped sponsor the event, I still find the whole thing incredibly creepy. It’s like they were recruiting little kids, on EASTER for God’s sake! And somehow I doubt any of the kids out there were Scientologists. After all, aren’t all those kids stashed away on a farm somewhere?